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Flying Imams
By lmhall | March 20, 2007
Greetings!
As we cleaned the breakfast dishes and wiped the bacon grease off the stove, we pledged our love to pork. We love to eat the cloven animal. And it shows.
Target and Minnesota came to mind.
When Dirtsister hits the streets looking for food, she likes a seamless transaction at the checkout.
Don’t balk at me in your burka and refuse to handle my food selections. Target must address this situation right away.
We have anxiety at the airport, don’t forget.
I’ll definitely need a lift when I land. And I don’t want a hassle about the dog hairs on my clothes or the way my breath smells. I’m an infidel, now take me home.
Can you imagine sitting on the runway in Minneapolis back in November? In our sue happy society, I can’t believe the passengers aren’t suing for mental distress. Queen City, take a look at Minneapolis, get ready to deal with religious freedom.
We follow the movements of Lileks who reports from that great state and who is in a state of limbo at the Star Tribune. He speaks of the turnover that is going on the paper, and ponders his future. His site of quirky collections has spawned several book deals.
Today’s tip for better living: Stop Complaining.
