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Bringin’ Sexy Back

By lmhall | August 20, 2007

Dead Celebrity News:

Maxim mag has the dead sexy look this month as they style our favorite deceased celebs (oh John-John) in clothes they wouldn’t be caught dead in!

Featuring:

Speaking of magazines and photoshop horrors: We’re ready for our close-up and want to be airbrushed right away. This particular clip (trt: 3:24) was influenced by the Poison music blaring in the background.

Not a Poison fan here, but I did get sucked into the horrifying Brett Michaels Rock of Love marathon this weekend. Horrifying, because I couldn’t look away. From the VH1 promo: “ Women around the world have worshiped Bret Michael’s as a veritable Rock God.”

Rock God?

Brett Michaels is never seen without eyeliner, a bandanna or cowboy hat….. we suspect hair extensions as well. I always get BM mixed up with Vince Neal.

Again, I ask….Where Have All The Smart People Gone?

Topics: Death, Garden, cremation, television, Guitars and Cadillacs, music, funeral urns, book report |

One Response to “Bringin’ Sexy Back”

  1. The Great Social Media Experiment Pt. 2 at Life in the Garden Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    […] Oh yeah, and Brett Michael’s hair extensions. The American public wants to see him without a bandanna or cowboy hat. Who gives a rat’s ass? […]

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