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Confessions of a Small Bidnez Owner
By lmhall | September 6, 2007
On a recent undercover assignment in the WORLD of the living, we attended our first staff meeting in three years. Scheduled at 3 PM, we burned two precious hours on attendance, and determining the color khaki.
Not Stone. Khaki.
In my other world, we’re a small company.
Lately, our meetings haven’t been as productive.
The best part? Morning staff meetings on the lawn with Me, Myself and I.
“Present!”
Meet our Advisory Team: Shad and Rock.
“Present!”
Me: This morning’s agenda….
A-Team: Let’s play ball!
Me: That sounds good, but let’s get serious a minute and think!
A-Team: About?
Me: Cash Flow, streamline distribution….my next great idea.
A-Team: We’d rather sniff a pole.
Topics: Garden, cremation, Time, marketing, religion, memorial garden, cremation urns, funeral urns, pets |
September 6th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Oh my gosh your blog just had me laughing so hard..I love your sense of humor!!!
September 21st, 2007 at 7:12 am
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January 26th, 2008 at 9:36 am
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April 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 am
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