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Full Bird
By lmhall | March 11, 2008
Most of the time, the calls we field are families in distress, and occasionally, like any business, you get the odd bird. The Colonial, for instance.
This gentleman insisted that I address him by his “first” name “The Colonial”, and he had questions.
I had answers.
Next, we moved to his favorite topic. HIZ SELF and his many great accomplishments in military service. Wow! If it was true, I might like to know more, so I asked for his full name. “Why? you gonna look me up?” He asked. “Sure.” I said, “Have you ever Googled yourself?”
“Uh, no.” he answered.
“Well. You must be CLASSIFIED,” I said, “there’s nothing here.” He responded that indeed, all of his work was TOP SECRET.
Agreed. Because, what I didn’t mention? The only information that came up under his name was sex offender info.
Topics: Death, Garden, folklore, freedom, cremation urns, customer service |
March 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
OK thats hilarious.