What’s That Smell?
Oh yeah, it’s your breath blowing back in your face!
Memos From The Front Office:
Personal Hygiene- It has been brought to my attention, directly, and indirectly, that a few staff members have either occasional or chronic bad breath. Please be reminded that gum and mints are perfectly acceptable and encouraged if you suspect you have this problem. If you have more than onion breath from lunch, I would encourage you to seek out medical treatment, as this could be an indication of a serious health condition. Obviously, this is a sensitive area, but I know that I would want to know when I need a piece of gum or a mint. Please do a check of yourself, and if you feel comfortable to help out a co-worker, let them know if they are unapproachable due to bad breath.
No joke. Company wide email.
Today’s Tip: Take a mint when offered. No, really. You need it.
Chas
Too funny! I like your web design, good work!
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