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Fountain of Youth Revealed
By lmhall | August 27, 2008
At the part-time job, I have a lot of interaction with seniors. Earlier this week, I encountered a beautiful lady who I would never have guessed her age at 70 +. Beautiful firm skin, not a line on her face, and physically fit. Naturally, I want to know her beauty secrets.
1. Palmolive Soap. No night creams, no moisturizers. Just soap and a washcloth.
Does she stay out of the sun? No.
Does she wear sunscreen? No.
Does she smoke? No.
Does she consume alcohol? Hell yes!
Does she watch her diet? She eats a lot of pork rinds.
Does she have good genetics? I think so.
The talk turned to marriage and she revealed she’d been married 56 years. “It gets easier. ” she said.
“Tell me”, I replied.
“Keep your mouth shut” she answered.
Topics: Confessions of a Small Business Owner |
