Yesterday, my 85 year-old grandmother sent me to the Wal-Marts with a short list:
- Arthritis Pain Reliever
- Overnight Pads
- 5th of Gin
- Tequila & Margarita Mix
mental health
Meet The Parents
One night, my sister had her new friend Mark over for dinner. Making small talk, my Dad asked him what his father did for a living. We all squirmed a bit when he told us that his dad died last year. The subject was soon changed and we all went about finishing our meal when suddenly my dad says:
“I’m sorry, Mark, what did you say your dad does for a living again?”
Awkward.
Just Sit Tight, We’re On Our Way
Andrew 1: Knock knock.
New York: Who’s there?
Andrew 1: 9/11
New York: 9/11 who?
Andrew 1: You said you’d never forget.Related: Bad Day at the Office
Exotic Products On Wall Street
After the mortgage business imploded last year, Wall Street investment banks began searching for another big idea to make money. They think they may have found one….
Continue reading about the next great opportunity:
Bye Bye Birdie
Bird is the word lately. The theme of the day in the garden.
The intern has flown the coop.
The nest is empty. Or is it? After baby bird’s departure, I uncovered a golden egg, and it’s starting to crack.